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Hurricane Matthew

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on: October 07, 2016, 04:22:00 AM

So I'm in an extreme danger zone for hurricane Matthew, and my house is already falling apart as it is. In basic, there's legitimately a good chance my house will be turned to scrap, and there's also a chance of me getting killed. If I do survive, which I'd say there's like a 5-15 percent chance that I die, I will probably be gone for a while as internet will go out, and, again, my house may not be able to handle it. Just wanted to quickly post this to explain the absence that is likely to take place.




 

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Reply #1 on: October 07, 2016, 04:58:28 AM

I have just heard about it. I hope it wont pass you





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Reply #2 on: October 07, 2016, 12:29:57 PM

I have just heard about it. I hope it wont pass you
I don't know if you F*cked up your English or if you meant to tell me that you hope it hits me, but thanks I guess xd




 

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Reply #3 on: October 07, 2016, 12:59:40 PM

I have just heard about it. I hope it wont pass you
I don't know if you F*cked up your English or if you meant to tell me that you hope it hits me, but thanks I guess xd
yes i meant hit.





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Reply #4 on: October 07, 2016, 01:58:39 PM

Best of luck my man


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Reply #5 on: October 08, 2016, 03:31:52 AM

So I went outside to check on the storm, and then I noticed my fence is missing. I'm dying of laughter currently.




 

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Reply #6 on: October 08, 2016, 02:18:19 PM

So I went outside to check on the storm, and then I noticed my fence is missing. I'm dying of laughter currently.
Hey, my fence is gone!




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Reply #7 on: October 08, 2016, 08:49:04 PM

My friends chimney apparently fell off.




 

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Reply #8 on: October 09, 2016, 09:42:04 AM

Looks like Santa won't be making his way down that chimney

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Reply #9 on: October 17, 2016, 03:51:26 PM

Wow I'm killing a lot of people.










For reference, my name is Matthew


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Reply #10 on: October 17, 2016, 07:22:16 PM

Wow I'm killing a lot of people.










For reference, my name is Matthew
I made that joke in telegram so im going to strike you.






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